Sponge bath it is.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
