after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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