There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Ladies don't puke and tell
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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