It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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