I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
