Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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