found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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