I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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