I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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