Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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