I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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