we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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