problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think my vagina is haunted
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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