3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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