piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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