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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?

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  A better fuck for starters.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  was it more than 30 minutes?

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  ya

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  then you're in a relationship

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  how many servings is brandon's dick?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.

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  The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie

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• (916): View more from California

  I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals

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