i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
COCAINE IS GR8
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