I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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