Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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