I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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