try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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