All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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