I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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