doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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