Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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