oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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