For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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