He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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