Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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