Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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