Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
