My friends, they love my intelligence
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
last night I used snow as a chaser
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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