it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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