No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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