And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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