For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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