I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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