Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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