best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
