evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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