It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You work out of a Hotel?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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