Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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