Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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