He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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