Dual....:-)
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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