I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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