if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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