4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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