dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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