She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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